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“The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature effects the cure”

- Voltaire



"Students achieving Oneness will eventually move on to Twoness"

- Woody Allen



"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't."

- The Manchurian Candidate 1962



"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

- Mark Twain



"Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them."

- Antoine de Saint-Exupery



"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."

- H.L. Mencken



"The world is divided into people who think they are right."

- Anonymous



"Society is a masked ball, where everyone hides his real character, thereby revealing it by hiding."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson



"You can't help respecting anybody who can spell "TUESDAY", even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count."

- A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)



"Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."

- A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)



A tramp was asked "You come and go, come and go. What do you mean by it?", "I wear out shoe-leather to no purpose" he replied

- Anonymous



"They say that you'll lose your mind when you get older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much."

- Malcolm Cowley



"I think, therefore I jam"

- Ted Eschliman



"There is no such thing as a bad hand-made candle"

- "Our Idiot Brother" 2011



"I am at two with nature."

- Woody Allen



“Children cannot bounce off the walls if we remove the walls"

- Erin Kenny



"Wherever the bird with no feet flew, she found trees with no limbs."

- Audre Lorde



"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music..."

- George Carlin


"It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you can rip it up."

- Ted Ray



"Without a heart the animal
is very very kind
so kind it wouldn't like a soul
and couldn't use a mind"

- E.E. Cummings



"All men are cremated equal."

- Anonymous



"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."

- Oscar Wilde



Planet Earth meets another planet. Says Planet Earth: Hey, I have a problem....! I've got homo sapiens." Says the other planet: "Ahh, don't worry about it, its going to pass soon."

- Anonymous



"So.... has anyone here not turned on a medium sized agricultural irrigation valve?"

- Chuck Burr


"Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which regards itself as therapy."

- Karl Krauss



"You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves"

- Mary Oliver



"Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad."

- Anonymous