“The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature effects the cure”
- Voltaire
"Students achieving Oneness will eventually move on to Twoness"
- Woody Allen
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't."
- The Manchurian Candidate 1962
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
- Mark Twain
"Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."
- H.L. Mencken
"The world is divided into people who think they are right."
- Anonymous
"Society is a masked ball, where everyone hides his real character, thereby revealing it by hiding."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"You can't help respecting anybody who can spell "TUESDAY", even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
A tramp was asked "You come and go, come and go. What do you mean by it?", "I wear out shoe-leather to no purpose" he replied
- Anonymous
"They say that you'll lose your mind when you get older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much."
- Malcolm Cowley
"I think, therefore I jam"
- Ted Eschliman
"There is no such thing as a bad hand-made candle"
- "Our Idiot Brother" 2011
"I am at two with nature."
- Woody Allen
“Children cannot bounce off the walls if we remove the walls"
- Erin Kenny
"Wherever the bird with no feet flew, she found trees with no limbs."
- Audre Lorde
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music..."
- George Carlin
"It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you can rip it up."
- Ted Ray
"Without a heart the animal
is very very kind
so kind it wouldn't like a soul
and couldn't use a mind"
- E.E. Cummings
"All men are cremated equal."
- Anonymous
"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
- Oscar Wilde
Planet Earth meets another planet. Says Planet Earth: Hey, I have a problem....! I've got homo sapiens." Says the other planet: "Ahh, don't worry about it, its going to pass soon."
- Anonymous
"So.... has anyone here not turned on a medium sized agricultural irrigation valve?"
- Chuck Burr
"Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which regards itself as therapy."
- Karl Krauss
"You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves"
- Mary Oliver
"Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad."
- Anonymous
"P.S.S.D - Post Shamanic Stress Disorder"
- Shellbee Cundiff
"....This sounded nonsense to Alice, so she said nothing, but set off at once towards the Red Queen. To her surprise, she lost sight of her in a moment, and found herself walking in at the front-door again.
A little provoked, she drew back, and after looking everywhere for the queen (whom she spied out at last, a long way off), she thought she would try the plan, this time, of walking in the opposite direction.
It succeeded beautifully. She had not been walking a minute before she found herself face to face with the Red Queen, and full in sight of the hill she had been so long aiming at."
- Through the Looking Glass, Chapter 2, Lewis Carroll
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting."
- Alan Dean Foster
"There is perhaps nothing worse than reaching the top of the ladder and discovering that you're on the wrong wall."
- Joseph Campbell