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“The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature effects the cure”

- Voltaire

"Students achieving Oneness will eventually move on to Twoness"

- Woody Allen

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't."

- The Manchurian Candidate 1962

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

- Mark Twain

"Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them."

- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."

- H.L. Mencken

"The world is divided into people who think they are right."

- Anonymous

"Society is a masked ball, where everyone hides his real character, thereby revealing it by hiding."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You can't help respecting anybody who can spell "TUESDAY", even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count."

- A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)

"Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."

- A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)

A tramp was asked "You come and go, come and go. What do you mean by it?", "I wear out shoe-leather to no purpose" he replied

- Anonymous

"They say that you'll lose your mind when you get older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much."

- Malcolm Cowley

"I think, therefore I jam"

- Ted Eschliman

"There is no such thing as a bad hand-made candle"

- "Our Idiot Brother" 2011

"I am at two with nature."

- Woody Allen

“Children cannot bounce off the walls if we remove the walls"

- Erin Kenny

"Wherever the bird with no feet flew, she found trees with no limbs."

- Audre Lorde

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music..."

- George Carlin

"It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you can rip it up."

- Ted Ray

"Without a heart the animal
is very very kind
so kind it wouldn't like a soul
and couldn't use a mind"

- E.E. Cummings

"All men are cremated equal."

- Anonymous

"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."

- Oscar Wilde

Planet Earth meets another planet. Says Planet Earth: Hey, I have a problem....! I've got homo sapiens." Says the other planet: "Ahh, don't worry about it, its going to pass soon."

- Anonymous

"So.... has anyone here not turned on a medium sized agricultural irrigation valve?"

- Chuck Burr

"Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which regards itself as therapy."

- Karl Krauss

"You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves"

- Mary Oliver

"Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad."

- Anonymous

"P.S.S.D - Post Shamanic Stress Disorder"

- Shellbee Cundiff

"....This sounded nonsense to Alice, so she said nothing, but set off at once towards the Red Queen. To her surprise, she lost sight of her in a moment, and found herself walking in at the front-door again.

A little provoked, she drew back, and after looking everywhere for the queen (whom she spied out at last, a long way off), she thought she would try the plan, this time, of walking in the opposite direction.

It succeeded beautifully. She had not been walking a minute before she found herself face to face with the Red Queen, and full in sight of the hill she had been so long aiming at."

- Through the Looking Glass, Chapter 2, Lewis Carroll

"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting."

- Alan Dean Foster

"There is perhaps nothing worse than reaching the top of the ladder and discovering that you're on the wrong wall."

- Joseph Campbell

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

- Yogi Berra

"The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

"The distinction between the past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."

- Albert Einstein

"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,

To the last syllable of recorded time;

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,

And then is heard no more. It is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,

Signifying nothing."

- from "Macbeth" (5.5.16-27) by William Shakespeare

"The funny thing about being wrong ....is that right up until you realise it, it feels exactly the same as being right."

- from "Julia" - Season 1, Epis. 3.

"Your know, ... You can give everything you've got to a thing, and you can give all you got...and it's still just gonna do what its gonna do." 

- Johnny, from the film "Bikeriders"